Recently I was roaming through the internet and going back and forth in it, when I came across an internet discussion board for Prussian Blue. Now, in case you don't know who they are, they're an American folk music duet of two girls that manage to successfully combine the hate-filled rhetoric of the Olsen Twins and the adorable-cuteness of Adolf Hitler.
Like the dark panther lurks in the African jungle, stalking it's prey. I lurked on the discussion board until I found this thread, then sang a prayer of thanks to my bronze-age tribal war deity and his hook-nosed darkie rag-head son for the riffable feast he has set before me.
Joining me for this thread riff are some famous ethnic stereotypes:
MrPopo: Mr Popo is a proud, navy-blue man who broke free from working in the porn industry when he landed a spot on the hit anime series Dragonball Z. He is also a spokesman of the National Association for the Advancement of Noseless People (NAANP).
The Jew: The Jew controls pretty much darn everything. The modern state of Israel, banks, the media, the modern state of Palestine, the legal system, the modern state of Canada, the pork industry, country-clubs, you name it. He is also specifically responsible for the Black Plague, the cancellation of all your favorite 80's cartoons, Christianity, AIDS, the Theory of Evolution, Herpatitis V, the death of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Holocaust (which never really happened and wasn't that big anyway). He is eagerly awaiting for the return of Jesus Christ so he can "finish the job" using more modern and effective technology.
And Shigeru Miyamoto: Shigeru Miyamoto is #1 Nintendo-game-maker man and is therefore Jack Thompson's sworn enemy. Like all Japanese men, his interests include working too hard, anime and videogames, ikebana (flower arrangement), and collecting life-size dolls that look like high-school girls and posing for photos with them.
Cynic Sage: Now before we get started, I just want to mention that last Friday was "Good Friday". I want to give a special thanks to The Jew for killing Jesus, because without the death of Christ, there would be no atonement for sin, no Resurrection of Christ with its promise of eternal life, and no chocolate eggs and bunnies and marshmallow peeps being sold in stores this time of year.
The Jew: Why thank you, Mr. Sage. It was the least I could do.
CS: Let's get started, shall we.
BlueEyedAngel:Mr Popo: Mr Popo thinks it's wonderful that neocons, liberals, and zionists can put aside their differences and work together to annoy white supremacists by acknowledging other ethnicities partaking in American culture.
Let's remember that propaganda can come in unexpected places, at unexpected times, and in expected forms.
The most obvious form of propaganda is in the liberal/neo-con/zionist media, but it's also in TV shows.
Lizzey Maguire on Disney Channel - Three "typical American" teens hanging out, one White, one Mestizo, one Jewish.
In food commercials - four "typical American" teens, one White, one Black, one Oriental, one Mestizo, comsuming the product.
Napoloen Dynamite - a boring, stupid, unattractive white boy, living in the middle of nowhere, going to a boring all-white school (not exclusively white, but by demographics). Fortunately, a Mexican immigrant (Pedro) comes and spices things up.
Sesamie Street - If you think it's an innocent children's show, think again. All peoples of different races and backgrounds living together in peace and harmony in a utopian city. Downplays the real condition of the third world and propagates an "all cultures are equal" message.
The Proud Family on Disney Channel - Again, four "typical American" girls. two average looking Blacks, one beautiful Mestizo, and the one White girl just so happens to be the least attractive amonst them.
The Fresh Prince of Belair - The rich Black family has a "British" butler, a black butler, that is.
Rosanne on Nick@Nite - The Episode "White People Can't Kiss" - D.J. (the boy) tries out for Romeo in his school play, when a Black girl is chosen to be Juliet, he backs out (because he doesn't want to kiss her). His parents teach him that race is only skin deep and he has no reason to feel the way he does. He goes through with it and kisses her.
Those are just a few examples off the top of my head. If anyone has anything else to add to the list, your contribution is most welcome.
TJ: "Tonight on FoxNews: Sesame Street - If you think its an innocent children's show, think again".
CS: "Oh no! They're showing people living in a close-knit community putting aside their differences in order to get along with each other. Those bastards!" And why does Sesame Street have to portray conditions in the third world when it takes place in America."
MP: Different versions of that show are made in different countries.
CS: Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me, Mr Popo. There's the African Sesame Street that has that Aids Muppet and there's the Canadian Sesame Street that has that stoned polar-bear...
Shigeru Miyamoto: Dose food commesharar are rying! peoporru offu diffarant skin-karaa cannot eat da shame food. One time me eat shome American cheese wance and me end up wiff bad case offu zah Dutch Sheets. Me on mai errectronikku toiretto orru day.
CS: Hold on a sec! They think Pedro "spiced-up" Napoleon Dynamite? Have they even seen that movie?
TJ: Hey, at least they're progressive racists. When it came to Fresh Prince, she was complaining about having a black character in a position of servitude.
gilmorecharmaddict:CS: "I hate them shows"? He types the way rednecks talk. And That's So Raven teach that Blacks are better than whites how? That they have psychic powers?
i watch disney channel because i have a 7-yr-old sis and everytime i see things like that i point them out to her and tell her that's not how life really is, also she doesn't watch thats so raven and cory in the house because she knows that i hate them shows and i said that watching them would be saying that blacks are the better people, when i first said that to her she said "but their not", she was only 5 at the time but i felt i had to point out to her that the government believe they are.
Multi-culturalism is the cause of racism
Lamb and Lynx are angels
I AM WHITE
I AM PROUD
YET YOU CALL ME RACIST
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY WHITES CAN BE RACIST?
MP: Mr Popo agrees that the American government does believe that black people are better than white people.
TJ: Now that's a big load if I ever saw one.
MP: Mr Popo does not lie. The Bush administration's handling of Hurricane Katrina has shown that the American government believes that, unlike white people, black people have the superpower of underwater-breathing.
TJ: Mr Popo does not lie, but he can be very sarcastic when he wants to.
SM: Multicahturarism cause rashism da way habing bajina cause rape.
CS: Gilmore here may be called "racist" because he is proud of his white heritage, but he is called "paranoid douche" because he thinks the Disney Channel is subtley trying to destroy his ethnic group.
Greys Anatomy, asion woman sleeping with a black man - she get's pregnant.
Oh, that's the least of the propaganda. Are we really supposed to believe that an elite hospital has not one, but three Black surgeons on its team? Yeah right. I have yet to meet a single black surgeon, let alone three - in one place!
TJ: Everybody knows that in the very rare cases where the black-sperm takes to the asian-ovum the offspring ends up sterile.
MP: And that's if the black man can even manage to fit inside the asian woman.
CS: Oh no he d'int!
TJ: Oh yes he d'id.
SM: Haff Zauberin not heeya offu Danieru Hay-ru Wirriams?
CS: So either Grey's Anatomy is liberal multiculturalist brainwashing propoganda, or it's story supposed to take place somewhere other than where Zauberin lives. Hrrmmnn...?
I believe Futurama (from the same creator as The Simpsons) is also a subtle form of propaganda. It takes diversity to a whole new level. Not only are whites peacefully co-existing with other races, but humans are peacefully co-existing with other species (aliens, mutants, robots, etc).
The show is sacreligious. It makes fun of Christmas (portraying Santa Clause as a terrifying robot). There was one episode where they had proven that God does not exist, but there were still some monks in outer space that were searching for him.
In the first episode there were "suicide booths" were people could enter a quarter and choose to die "quick and painless" or "slow and horrible". They show one of the characters (I forget the name) walking around with a skimpy shirt, bear midriff. It promotes sexual promiscuity, for example, the one-eyed-alien has sex with the captain.
All the while it portrays the future in an up-beat, optimistic light...
MP: Aliens, Mutants and Robots... Oh My!
CS: Didn't Bender actually have a two-way conversation with God in the episode where "they had proven God does not exist"?
TJ: At least that inter-species relationship wasn't inter-racial. Turanga Lela and Zap Brannigan are both white.
SM: Reera not arien, she mutant who think she arien at dat time.
CS: You realize these guys will blow a gasket if they ever discover any of the old Star Trek reruns.
Jenab:CS: Wow! I had never stopped to realize that us white people have it so bad, what with the Jew-controlled media constantly portraying us as actually having to blow our noses once in a while.
I was on my way back home from a hike, passing through Hillsboro. I stopped at the laundromat to visit the restroom there. In the room with the washing machines, I saw an old magazine that was opened to a page with a race-propaganda ad on it.
Ostensibly, the advertisement was about running shoes. These ads are always "ostensibly" about selling something, but the main message is really either "Whites are bad" or "Blacks/Latinos are good" or "Jews are honest/natural leaders" or "Race mixing is a wonderful thing," and the mercantile thing seems to be just an excuse to put the anti-White racial message out there.
Anyway, this ad showed a White runner poking a finger into one of his nostrils while blowing a long stream of snot out of the other. A Black runner coming along behind him was looking on with an expression of surprise and disgust. You know the Jews would never let an ad be published where the snotty one was the Black.
TJ: You know, "whites are bad" is actually the slogan of my new brand of laundry detergent, Blorax-Dark. It's designed to keep dark clothes dark and make men's white briefs feel inadequate.
MP: Adidas: All Day I Dream About How Jews are Honest/Natural Leaders.
SM: BADAP-BA-BA-BAAAA! I'm rovin' Bracks and Ratinos.
CS: Harvey's makes Race-Mixing... a beautiful thing...
Here's another example...
This new (relatively new) Winney the Pooh movie. In the movie, Winney, Piglet, Rabit, etc. meet a hefilump. Traditionally, hefilumps and woosels were evil, scary, and to be avoided. In the movie, it turns out that they weren't so bad after all, and they're also quite friendly. Another way of promoting "tolerance" and "diversity"...
TJ: "And we all know that heffalumps control the media".
CS: "And woozels will rape our pure, virgin, white daughters".
MP: Excuse me, Mr The Jew, but is there any truth at all to the rumor that the Jews control everything, are you sure there aren't any Catholics and space-lizards involved?
SM: What you mean? Offu coase jew controrru eberyting. Terebision, nooz, banks, pop music, eberyting!
TJ: Believe it or not, we even control Prussian Blue.
TJ: It's true, who do you think started Resistance Records. Oh sure, he called himself "George Burdi" but his real name was "George Bergman".
CS: But why would Jews support a racist band like Prussian Blue?
TJ: You see, there are only two kinds of people that buy Prussian Blue cds: Racists and pedophiles. And at our secret Jew headquarters we have a advanced supercomputer, aka "The Jewputer" that records the personal information of each and every person who has ever purchased a Prussian Blue cd. So whenever a hate-crime or child-sex crime has been committed, we let the government know where to look in exchange for them covering up anything that will alert the public to the fact that we control everything.
CS: Like this conversation?