If the threat of "horrible James Dobson tapes" doesn't keep you away from porn, you're pretty much a lost cause.
In my opinion, Craig Gross is one of the few people affiliated the "purity" movement that isn't a giant douche. He cares about people and has a sense of humor. I mean, you know he doesn't take himself too seriously when you look at "Pete the Porno Puppet". He takes what he does seriously, but not himself.
And that's what makes him the Anti-Stoeker.
(Special thanks to Shiznaz for uploading the vid to youtube).